Flisfosszak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless gerbil.

Flisfosszak created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Flisfosszak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flisfosszak, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flisfosszak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flisfosszak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.