Motominmut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil toad.

Motominmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motominmut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Motominmut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motominmut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Motominmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.