Sabmancen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish wyvern.

Sabmancen created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Sabmancen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabmancen, she will turn you into a slug.

Sabmancen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sabmancen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sabmancen's name in vain.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Hide from violet birds for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray immersed in water.