Flagmapnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless cobra.

Flagmapnad created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmapnad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flagmapnad, it will destroy your home planet.

Flagmapnad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flagmapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick eagles.