Spagpiggen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, irritating dryad.

Spagpiggen created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagpiggen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Spagpiggen, she will ignore you.

Spagpiggen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Spagpiggen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Always help cats.

4. Never sing near grasshopers.

5. Always stare at clouds.