Abcenkab Wegyokmut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane mink.

Abcenkab Wegyokmut created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Abcenkab Wegyokmut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abcenkab Wegyokmut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Abcenkab Wegyokmut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Abcenkab Wegyokmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Abcenkab Wegyokmut loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Never talk about nebulae.