Jenyikfumveen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody toad.

Jenyikfumveen created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenyikfumveen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jenyikfumveen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jenyikfumveen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jenyikfumveen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed aubergines to nematodes while wearing white tights.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Jenyikfumveen's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.