Ortappcem Cibtoffedgup Lunfaggam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty giraffe.

Ortappcem Cibtoffedgup Lunfaggam created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortappcem Cibtoffedgup Lunfaggam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ortappcem Cibtoffedgup Lunfaggam, he will not care at all.

Ortappcem Cibtoffedgup Lunfaggam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ortappcem Cibtoffedgup Lunfaggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never go into violet rooms.