Veenhonhin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful dove.

Veenhonhin created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenhonhin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veenhonhin, she will not invite you to parties.

Veenhonhin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Veenhonhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not take Veenhonhin's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. You must love Veenhonhin.

5. Never look in ponds.