Cudcipcum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak seal.

Cudcipcum created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcipcum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudcipcum, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cudcipcum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cudcipcum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Cudcipcum on top of important buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing blue jumpers and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from purple birds for they are unholy.