Cudcipcum is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, weak
seal.
Cudcipcum created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cudcipcum, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Cudcipcum, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Cudcipcum's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Cudcipcum's Holy Commandments1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Cudcipcum on top of important buildings.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing blue jumpers and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Hide from purple birds for they are unholy.