Bodbessbitbog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair jellyfish.

Bodbessbitbog created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbessbitbog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodbessbitbog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bodbessbitbog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bodbessbitbog's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodbessbitbog.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.