Ransabtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented wombat.

Ransabtetti created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ransabtetti, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ransabtetti, it will not care.

Ransabtetti's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ransabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ransabtetti.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.