Talvogrut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy penguin.

Talvogrut created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talvogrut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Talvogrut, he will turn you into a slug.

Talvogrut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Talvogrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the west.

5. Do not make images of living things.