Bogyarplim is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical zebra.

Bogyarplim created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogyarplim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogyarplim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bogyarplim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bogyarplim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

2. Bogyarplim loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Never eat green fruit.