Mumlanstik Liblibril Flatvonkpad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive wolf.

Mumlanstik Liblibril Flatvonkpad created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Mumlanstik Liblibril Flatvonkpad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mumlanstik Liblibril Flatvonkpad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mumlanstik Liblibril Flatvonkpad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mumlanstik Liblibril Flatvonkpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mumlanstik Liblibril Flatvonkpad.

3. Never think about dark energy near dolphins while wearing violet skirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your neck.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.