Mintim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Mintim created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mintim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mintim, she will turn you into a snail.

Mintim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mintim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Retreat if eight ants approach from the east.