Dimcissfut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful coyote.

Dimcissfut created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Dimcissfut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dimcissfut, it will turn you into a duck.

Dimcissfut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dimcissfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.