Genfumbast is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful toad.

Genfumbast created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genfumbast, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Genfumbast, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Genfumbast's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Genfumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Genfumbast.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Do not commit murder.