Panhakjonponlig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring sheep.

Panhakjonponlig created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panhakjonponlig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panhakjonponlig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Panhakjonponlig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Panhakjonponlig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always obey Panhakjonponlig's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing magenta tights.