Kombudfadvin Stragsomsogkomfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring tortoise.

Kombudfadvin Stragsomsogkomfoss created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombudfadvin Stragsomsogkomfoss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kombudfadvin Stragsomsogkomfoss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kombudfadvin Stragsomsogkomfoss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kombudfadvin Stragsomsogkomfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not kill tortoises.