Japflagparknill is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil jackal.

Japflagparknill created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japflagparknill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Japflagparknill, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Japflagparknill's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Japflagparknill's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.