Mumlengub is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, flying warg.

Mumlengub created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumlengub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumlengub, she will ignore you.

Mumlengub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mumlengub's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.