Belltansawruttyokwegdad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Belltansawruttyokwegdad created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belltansawruttyokwegdad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Belltansawruttyokwegdad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Belltansawruttyokwegdad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Belltansawruttyokwegdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never bounce near nematodes.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.