Yarpbunripbog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring clam.

Yarpbunripbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbunripbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarpbunripbog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarpbunripbog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yarpbunripbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Run away from violet cats, for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.