Arfcapart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, confident yak.

Arfcapart created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfcapart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arfcapart, she will manifest in front of you.

Arfcapart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Arfcapart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Hide if five doves approach from the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.