Kabrutthog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, stupid gnu.

Kabrutthog created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Kabrutthog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kabrutthog, he will curse you with boils.

Kabrutthog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kabrutthog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. You must never eat rice.