Mutartdun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage swallow.

Mutartdun created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutartdun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutartdun, it will think nothing of it.

Mutartdun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mutartdun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat nuts.