Botlinlap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous mink.

Botlinlap created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botlinlap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Botlinlap, it will turn you into a slug.

Botlinlap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Botlinlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.