Bimgebten is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless goose.

Bimgebten created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgebten, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bimgebten, she will ignore you.

Bimgebten's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bimgebten's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bimgebten.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.