Poptapfudlinnullortarnpang is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective bear.

Poptapfudlinnullortarnpang created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Poptapfudlinnullortarnpang, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Poptapfudlinnullortarnpang, it will turn you into a tree.

Poptapfudlinnullortarnpang's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Poptapfudlinnullortarnpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always take life seriously.