Butbissnul is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring pig.

Butbissnul created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbissnul, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Butbissnul, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Butbissnul's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Butbissnul's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Butbissnul eight times a day.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butbissnul.