Farartmif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing horse.

Farartmif created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farartmif, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farartmif, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Farartmif's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Farartmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.