Xinmad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate rat.

Xinmad created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinmad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xinmad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xinmad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xinmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.