Nibnabgudsawbem is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever camel.

Nibnabgudsawbem created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnabgudsawbem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibnabgudsawbem, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nibnabgudsawbem's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nibnabgudsawbem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nibnabgudsawbem.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear black shirts.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.