Bitfemdab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous pigeon.

Bitfemdab created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Bitfemdab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitfemdab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bitfemdab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bitfemdab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never skip in holy places.