Stragsidhig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, caring hamster.

Stragsidhig created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragsidhig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stragsidhig, she will not care.

Stragsidhig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stragsidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stragsidhig.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never wear mauve ear rings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.