Satrot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever wombat.

Satrot created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satrot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Satrot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Satrot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Satrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help tapirs.