Kiplabcim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy squirrel.

Kiplabcim created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiplabcim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kiplabcim, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kiplabcim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kiplabcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the east.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Never play with disobedient children.