Liktonkfum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, caring jackal.

Liktonkfum created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liktonkfum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Liktonkfum, he will send you a sign.

Liktonkfum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Liktonkfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Liktonkfum on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing green boots and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.

4. Retreat if three foxes approach from the east.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Liktonkfum in the centre of the settlement.