Gebcantail is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise crow.

Gebcantail created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebcantail, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gebcantail, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gebcantail's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gebcantail's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never jump near grasshopers.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Run away if three sharks approach from the north.

5. Never feed wheat to aardvarks while wearing red shirts.