Gepkikdog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy chinchilla.

Gepkikdog created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkikdog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gepkikdog, it will manifest in front of you.

Gepkikdog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gepkikdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gepkikdog.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Always pray immersed in water.