Sisrutfomsugvog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, clever jellyfish.

Sisrutfomsugvog created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisrutfomsugvog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sisrutfomsugvog, she will strike you with lightening.

Sisrutfomsugvog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sisrutfomsugvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet turquoise.

2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Sisrutfomsugvog on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never look at comets.