Nelranbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable fairy.

Nelranbiss created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelranbiss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nelranbiss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nelranbiss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nelranbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Nelranbiss on top of important buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Always stare at clouds.