Minstipzag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent hyena.

Minstipzag created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minstipzag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minstipzag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Minstipzag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Minstipzag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Minstipzag four times a day.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.