Dunlarpyam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful squirrel.

Dunlarpyam created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlarpyam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dunlarpyam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dunlarpyam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dunlarpyam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.