Quartvadcim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind snail.

Quartvadcim created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Quartvadcim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quartvadcim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quartvadcim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quartvadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Quartvadcim in the centre of the settlement.