Feblamfab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever mouse.

Feblamfab created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Feblamfab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Feblamfab, he will send you a sign.

Feblamfab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Feblamfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Feblamfab on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Feblamfab's name in vain.