Gedyartwap Kadfidtim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome squirrel.

Gedyartwap Kadfidtim created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedyartwap Kadfidtim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gedyartwap Kadfidtim, it will not care at all.

Gedyartwap Kadfidtim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gedyartwap Kadfidtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs pink.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedyartwap Kadfidtim.