Fatpanquag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient grasshopper.

Fatpanquag created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatpanquag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fatpanquag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fatpanquag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fatpanquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Never feed tomatoes to badgers while wearing ear rings.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill dolphins.