Batlidgil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive giraffe.

Batlidgil created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Batlidgil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Batlidgil, it will turn you into a duck.

Batlidgil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Batlidgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if eight birds approach from the north.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.